attractive boy: hi i'm gay

attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age

attractive boy: hi i don't like you back

attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist

Me: are those dark circles under his eyes he needs more sleep I hope he's taking care of himself is he trimming his sideburns a little different he is still chewing his pinkie fingernail he must be stressed out he's coughing I wish he would quit smoking he's acting kinda nervous but he is not familiar with this reporter what has he done to his hair it's parted on the opposite side he needs to be wearing Chapstick his lips look dry I hope he plans on putting sunscreen on his neck it's already burning his shirt needs ironing I would do that for him why don't his socks match hey he finally fixed the heel on his boot is that a new necklace *squeeeee* he's so beautiful.

Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.